The Beautiful World

me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

(Source: thugderelife)

gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

(Source: gendertrashfromhell)

walterhhwhite:

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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(Source: persona-today)

(Source: hanamamesarada)

sayakimi:

drawing is hard when u feel sad all the time but here is feel good sayaka

sayakimi:

drawing is hard when u feel sad all the time but here is feel good sayaka

ambisagrus:

no image has ever described my life quite so well

ambisagrus:

no image has ever described my life quite so well

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Decline

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Decline